"The Fonz" - Both hands on the leather jacket.
"The Thinker" - Head on hands, charming thought in head.
"The You Messing with Me" - You want to try it punk?
"The Designing Woman" - Best if you look like Delta Burke.
"The Prince" - Wear any leftovers from the Little Red Corvette video shoot.
"The Bedazzler" - No comment needed.
"The Bedazzler, Jr." - Welcoming rhinestones into a new era.
"The Fake Smile" - For when you're counting down the hours until you can leave the studio.
"The Howdy Do" - If you've got the hat, might as wear it.
"The I Paid $50 for this Session and I'm Gonna Look Glamourous, Darn it!" - For when you mean business.
"The There's Only Room in this Town for One of Us." - For when you killed a man in his sleep for snoring.
"The You Don't Say?" - Thought provoking, yet mysterious.
"The Women of the House" - When "The Designing Women" pose doesn't work, you go for the spin-off.
"The Humphrey Bogart" - When of all the gin joints in all of the world, she walks into this one.
"The Madonna Threw Me Her Glove During a Concert in 1985 and I've Never Taken it Off Since." - Always a classic.
"The Denim 'Til I Die" - Those old jean jackets have to show up somewhere.
"The Midas Touch" - Everything that glistens is gold.
"The Please Like Me, I'm So Personable" - When you're just trying way too hard.
"The I've Got the Worst Headache and I Can't Get Rid of It" - Common during a 3-hour photo shoot.
"The I Can't Believe My Husband Bought This Session For Our Anniversary" - Note to self... do not get this for wife for Mother's Day.
"The Sheila E." - For when you must portray the glamorous life.
"The I'm Crazy, I Just Might Do Anything" - When you see this on a dating website... RUN!
"The I'm Cool, Why Else Would I Wear My High School Ring?" - Popular among... well, no one.
"The Standard" - Feather boa, fake jewelry... the whole package.
"The Lumberjack" - When your significant other is big on cutting down trees and enjoys seeing you wear miniature tires as earrings.
"The Candyland" - When you choose to actually go with the lollipop earrings.
"The Mary Lou Retton" - When you absolutely, positively have to be America's next sweetheart.
"The Cinderella" - Everything but the glass slippers.
"The Let's Celebrate the Minnesota Vikings 1976 NFC Championship" - When you can never have too much purple.
"The Brown Derby" - When exciting colors just aren't your thing.
"The Trust Me, I'm Reading Your Mind Right Now" - For those who can go 15 minutes without blinking.
"The Bangs, Bangs, Bangs" - For those with haircuts that never go out of style.
"The Seriously, It Hurts Right Here, Under My Jaw" - Perfect holiday gift for hypochondriacs.
"The Who Says You Can't Wear a Pair of Jeans as a Shawl?" - Serious, what is that she's wearing???
"The Yes, I Can Wear a Hat 2 Sizes Too Big For My Head and Still Not Burst out Laughing" - One size was supposed to fit all.
"The Best Picture Ever, We Have Nothing to Make Fun Of" - OK, can you put the gun down now?
"The How Rough Do You Like It?" - Be gentle, please.
"The Edith Bunker" - Keeping it all in the family.
"The Aye, Aye Captain" - For those who enjoy the wind at their backs and the smell of salt in the air.
"The Pick a Card, Any Card" - Popular with Vegas dealers and the Go Fish party circuit.