That is one classy bride.
Don't worry... they're goth, they always look unhappy. That's their "thing."
Really? Jean shorts? At a wedding?
That crystal ball's saying this thing lasts 3 months, 4 tops.
Price check on aisle 4 and wedding on aisle 5.
Will she take his given name or his satanic name?
Yeah, maybe it's time for Peter Pan to grow up.
For these two it's a wedding day... for the deer it's a day of rest.
Why wasn't Mayor McCheese officiating this wedding?
The cane, the faux fur, the top hat... yeah, this groom is the total package. And don't even get us started on the bride!
Is that an sword in your pocket or are you just happy to get married?
"In an insane society, the sane bride must appear insane." - Mr. Spock
Hey, marriage is like watching your life fall off a cliff... might as well start it there.
Let's see how long she'll let the groom call her "wifey" after the wedding.
It's nice to invite all the colors of the rainbow to your nuptials.
The "Mother-in-Law Face"... seen over and over and over again.
Anytime you can incorporate the Princess Leia bikini into a wedding, we're all for it.
What's worse than a Star Trek wedding?
A Star Trek wedding led by Elvis.
The couple that ATV's together, stays together. Until one of them gets thrown off... then they're in the ambulance together.
Trust us, we'd love to say that this was just a simple Halloween party... but it wasn't. Sadly, this was a wedding.
At a zombie wedding, they feast on each other at the reception.
Please, just come up with a theme. That's all we're asking.
How long before these two split? Get it? Split???
How is it that Barney always gets the hot one?
Would you call this sad or just pathetic?
That's the look you want to see on your wedding day.
The phrase "in sickness and in health" kind of gets thrown out the window when you wed in a McDonald's.
Feel free to come up with your own caption.
One of those Bring Your Own Lightsaber weddings.
You couldn't paint this picture any better.
Ahhh... look at the happy couple.
Who's wearing more make-up, the bride or the groom?
Twenty bucks says that wine is from the Divorce Vineyard.
Nothing more comforting than to be surrounded by loved ones at your wedding.
Didn't the Captain & Tennille sing about "Ogre Love?"
You didn't bring gifts to this wedding... your brought your brass knuckles.
What a bunch of clowns.
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something disgusting. That's how it goes, right?
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