No one in this picture seems thrilled about Santa's get-up.
What's with the shades? Is the North Star a little too bright for Santa?
The Witness Protection Program ain't what it used to be.
We're pretty sure that's not the real Santa.
"Hurry up, honey. Santa's got a bank to rob in a few minutes."
How many cottonballs did it take to make that thing?
The Hangover III: The Night Santa Partied Too Hard.
Can you possibly tone down the jolly?
You have to disinfect this Santa's lap before you sit on it.
Mrs. Claus is NOT going to be very happy about this.
Santa enjoyed a little too much eggnog during his visit.
Peeping Tom or Santa?
Must have been one of those Alien Santa movies from the 50's.
And there he is again. Somebody call the cops!
Not only is it creepy, but it's 75-feet tall!!!
The kid looks more like Santa than the guy in the suit.
Since when did Barry Gibb start portraying Santa?
Col. Sanders Santa... the best of two worlds.
"No one touches the baby!"
Can we move right on to New Year's Eve?
That's, you know, kind of unusual.
My, what big eyes you have, Santa.
We're not 100% positive... but we're pretty sure that's a mask.
Dude, you're getting paid $7.00/hour! Cheer up!
OK, we don't have to even explain why this is creepy.
The identity of this Santa has been hidden to protect the innocent.
"Ho, Ho... ahhh, the heck with it. You know the rest!"
Maybe it's better not to visit Santa this year.
We feel your pain, little girl.
Santa on December 26!