Thanks to the thisiswhyimbroke.com website, we found some of the most bizarre, strange, odd, wacky and crazy gifts you'll ever find this holiday season.
Create your own Japanese monster movie starring kitty with this King Kong Cat Scratch Post.
Nothing says "cleanliness" better than soap from a Nose Shower Gel Dispenser. The greener the soap, the better.
Step away from the Starbucks. It's Shower Shock caffeinated soap... for those who find it difficult to drink a Cup of Joe in the shower.
Not sure what to give... or keep away from... your ex? How about letting them remember all the "good times" with this Voodoo Kitchen Knife Set.
Your pooch will be goin' all 8-Mile on your butt with this Doggy Hoodie.
For the nerds who believe horizontal chess is so "15th Century," we present you with the Vertical Chess Set.
Rain causing people not to pay attention to you? Try a Neon Umbrella.
Even the dog thinks the Doggy Umbrella is embarrassing.
The Batman Snuggie is perfect for the person who doesn't like to have any friends.
The Bigfoot Statue is perfect for the conspiracy theorist on your list, AKA, Strange Uncle Leo.
Yes, they're suitjamas... and yes, we're embarrassed to even say the word "suitjamas."
These Hand Shovels will go perfectly with the silver spoon in your kids' mouth.
Salt and Pepper Battery Shakers... because sticking your tongue on the top of a battery isn't insane enough.
Looking to scare your guests so that they never come back? The Commode Dragon is just the ticket.
Oh, the laughs you'll get when people see your $100 Bill Wallet... and the groans you'll get when you have no money inside and make someone else pay for dinner.
If you're going to wear the Skeleton Swim Suit... try not to look like a cadaver yourself.
This company created the Shark Power Boat because so many of us have $65,000 just lying around the house.
Make sure the safety is on before turning on the lights with the Machine Gun Lamp.
How much do you have to LOVE octopuses to own the Tentacle Candle Holder? Make sure you hold up all 8 arms to answer.
Your shower will be "the bomb" with Hand Grenade Soap.
A Pac-Man Ukulele??? Because people have been clamoring for vintage video game ukulele-related gifts for years.
The R2-D2 beanie is fun... until you have to wear it a second time. The novelty wears off real quick.
Why offer someone your heart when you can rip out theirs with a Chainsaw Necklace Charm?
Holiday joy turns to tears when the 14,000 gumballs in this machine bury children in an unavoidable avalanche.
No reason to "gift" these Light Up Slippers as they come free with every AARP membership.
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