What were the odds that they'd find two anchors named Anchor?
Wow, the sex change operation was a complete success.
We told you that gerbils were dangerous.
Doesn't look that way to us.
Geez, we want that kind of attention.
What's the point in watching then?
Experts... or everyone else on the planet?
That's an interesting programming choice.
That's how Ben Bernanke sounds to most of us.
News travels fast.
What?!?! How about Exclamation Points??? Do we still have those????
We'll excuse the mistake... but could you at least spell your mistakes correctly?
We're pretty sure that there were no "winners" of the Holocaust.
Just your normal, paint-by-numbers, generic newscast.
Probably not the best idea to abbreviate Lake Shore Drive.
Shouldn't that guy be in jail instead of honored on television?
Must have been one tough home.
Must be Russian TV.
Fox News fuzzy math.
And if at first you don't succeed...
No wonder she doesn't get asked out on dates.
Awww, heck... just shoot all the animals.
Awesome... where do we sign up!
The Steelers beat the team from New York... not Tel Aviv.
Not exactly what we'd consider a MILF... but OK.
Thank God the media was alerted.
18 times the speed of LIGHT??? We don't think so.
Now you see why she's on the news.
If so, they can always get a job at Fox News.
C'mon, does it really matter whether she's white or black?
Attempting to keep mouths shut.
The real controversy? When did South America and South Africa switch names?
Fox News geography lesson... that's not Egypt.
But the ax-wielding hen is still on the loose!
And why, exactly, was the fire department called for this?
The "Street" has definitely changed from when we were kids.
Pretty sure Fox News means Maine... but with them, you never really know.
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