Please, if we're ever feeling a little under the weather... keep us away from the miracle cure. Thanks.
Hey, they still won the game... that shows great stamina.
Hasn't the guy suffered enough?
A radio broadcast of us sleeping would probably be more exciting.
Trying to... stifle... laugh. Must... not... laugh.
Boy are they going to be surprised!
This is why doctors go to medical school for 34 years?
Tank-Top manufacturers rejoice.
Don't feel bad, the crowd at the rally against ambivalence was even worse.
Ha! They missed us. They'll never take us alive!
Makes us laugh. Every. Single. Time.
Well, that's what happens when you serve tofu and rice cakes. Who wouldn't get sick on that?
And one in foUr headline writers can't spell. Funny how that works out.
This is why teachers teach kids... not parents. Well, in reading, history, english, science, phys ed, social studies, chemistry, biology and math.
Hey, what's that they say? You go with the things you know?
This stinks because now we have to have a detailed plan for our next case of malaria.
What was he expecting?
Bet you didn't know the guy was the valedictorian of the Harvard Class of '94. That's why he's so smart.
There you go... not even bug spray can stop a lawyer.
As opposed to those who die from natural causes?
Can you use it in a sentence? "The headline writers are morons because they wrote pelling."
Trust us, we've been to plenty of barbershop concerts when we wished we couldn't hear either. Actually, all of them.
Archie Bunker couldn't be happier.
Yummy. We'll have a carbon monoxide shake, please!
Really? We heard that 22teen was a big age for teenage pregnancies.
In a related story... caskets found as workers demolish mausoleum.
Ohhhhhh, so we're NOT supposed to take poison??? Thanks for the tip, Utah!
In a related story... food was found at a nearby grocery store.
Cook them? Don't we all know that grandparents are best served rare?
Whew, thankfully they painted the jeep before they did the aircraft carrier.
There's nothing really wrong with this headline. Seriously, have you been to Times Square on a Saturday night?
Figuring that she probably didn't bring that up during her pageant interviews.
That's like captaining the next ship after the Titanic.
All about transparency.
Amazing... they needed to actually commission a study to figure that out.
"C'mon, kids. Lean out real far and pick out a good one!"
No, this article wasn't printed in a South Florida paper... although it does sound like our city officials.
What were they thinking? Politics isn't the place for positive ads!
You mean he didn't have a gun already?
Really? Hmmmm, you don't say.
This headline is great because it makes us feel like 9-year-olds again. Who doesn't laugh at a bean joke?
Guess that guy was wrong when he said it couldn't get any worse.