Are you looking for love in all the right places, but using the wrong phrases? We scoured the Internet for the cheesiest pick-up lines. Here are the winners... or losers.
"You owe me money. (Why?) Because you've been living in my heart and you haven't paid rent."
"Hello. Cupid Called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back."
"If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous."
"I was wondering if you had an extra heart because mine seems to have been stolen."
"I'm new in town, can I have directions to your house?"
"Hey girl, what's up? Guess what? It's your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to."
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?"
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."
"You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?"
"I'll give you five seconds to give me your number or you can forget about going out with me forever."
"I just hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away."
"Do you have any band-aids? Because I skinned my knees falling for you."
"Are you from Tennessee? (No) Are you sure? Because you're the only ten I see."
"If beauty were time, you'd be eternity."
Man - "Fat penguin!" - Woman - "What?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
"If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand."
"Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle."
"Do you have the time?" [Tells you the time] "No, the time to write down my number."
"I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman.
"There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you."
"If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together."
"I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start."
"Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've touched an angel?"
"Well, here I am. What are your two other wishes?"
"If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer."
"You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect ten if you were with me."
"Your lips look so lonely... would they like to meet mine?"
"You must be tired... you've been running through my mind all night."
"Can I see your shirt tag, I just wanted to check if you were made in heaven."
"Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got written fine all over you."
"Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes."
"Was your dad a robber? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."
"Is your last name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get."
"Were you in the Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knob."
After handing a rose to a woman, "I just wanted to show this rose how pretty you are..."
"Is there an airport nearby or is it that my heart is just taking off?"
"I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?"
When a girl enters the room: "The modeling convention got moved to tomorrow, didn't you hear?"
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home without me."
"Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for."
"Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea."
"There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it."