Aren't there minimum wage laws in our country?
Must be looking for a tutor.
Yeah, good luck with that.
Where do we apply?
Will they let you know what category you fit into?
A "spelling clerk" is also needed.
Really? There's resumes for that kind of thing?
Now you know why Blockbuster went bankrupt.
Something tells us that this isn't your real shot at the big time.
That's good for the old self-esteem.
This is posted at Schizophrenia 'R Us.
Easy come, easy go.
So you need someone in a few weeks?
That eliminates about half the male population of Eternia.
"We'll get back to you."
We're so confused!!!!
Hmmm... wonder why.
Yes! We'll crush the English language! In your face!
A $7/hour adventure.
If you can't read this... move a little closer. It's worth it.
Maybe they can cook up a dictionary.
Does Jared feel the same way?
"Must have own ninja gear."
Is "Opening Clams" a song or a skill?
Ahhh... the "Cheese Person." Second most important job behind the "Butter Admiral."
They make great employees... but everyone always wants to take a bite.
Assuming they want someone who speaks good English to help teach the person who created the sign.
If that's the dream, don't show us the nightmare.
Guess they want you nice and juicy.
It's a real short-term job.
Oh, well. 3 out of 4 ain't that bad.
Hey, no publicity is bad publicity.
The Polish sausages are very dependable. They never call in sick.
Probably not the correct attire when you're job hunting.
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