Be seriously blunt.
Then you're really not a samurai if you don't have a sword, are you?
That's some great insight.
Thanks for the tip.
And really, who doesn't enjoy a good smork every now and then?
Last call for the Twilight Zone. Last call for the Twilight Zone.
Let's all thank the great State of Pennsylvania for the astronomy lesson.
What exactly are they praying to?
You really have to WANT your luggage to climb it before claiming it at this airport.
Don't know why, but this sign seems rather rude and insulting.
Send our bags to Albuquerque and we'll see how civilized we are!
Ohhhh... so that's how you do it.
Geez, robots aren't welcome anywhere these days.
Those Brits... always so confusing.
Yes, renting a car DOES need to be confusing.
Playing hide-and-seek with your car is always a fun way to return home from a vacation.
We thought we heard barking.
Our head hurts.
Uhhhh... that's certainly a different kind of airport service.
Looks like radioactive materials are something to get excited about at the Beijing Airport.
Funny, getting your baggage is always a game of chance.
Let us know how you really feel.
Maybe you shouldn't label it "Trash."
Nice to know the TSA studies before peeping into your luggage.
Only in Greece.
The Hong Kong Airport -- where a relaxation is a must.
Same sign as before, but check out the new advisory.
Hawaii, the funnest state in the union.
Some escalators take you up, some escalators take you down, and some escalators take you down, and some escalators make you forget that you ever existed.
Reason #4998 why you shouldn't fly into the Mumbai Airport.
In other news, fire is hot.
How are we supposed to know if we were combobulated in the first place?
Wow, crime doesn't pay, does it?
Not even sure what this sign is supposed to tell us... but it's funny.
What exactly is happening here?
The bottom sign makes us a little uncomfortable.
Oh, so now we work here too?
Toilet gargling... just one of the many perks of flying All Nippon Airways.
One in the same.
Who do you think we are, David Copperfield???
What exactly are you changing there? Marshmallows?