Hey, it's true, isn't it?
C'mon, that's just mocking the old folks!
Don't believe this place exists? Google it!
For the kids who get easily bored at funerals.
What are they showing? Scream? Dawn of the Dead? Carrie?
You're laughing now... you won't be when it's your turn.
What a deal!
What a better deal!
What's that they say? You can check out, but you can never leave?
Never give up hope.
Just like that, you're labeled a failure.
That's where a lot of people think clowns belong.
Times are tough... even for the dead.
That's kind of an oxymoron, isn't it?
That's a strange kind of dog park.
Someone didn't plan the course correctly.
Guy never had a chance.
The thin line between life and death is evidently a fence.
This where they take the really bad Boy Scouts.
Who owns this place? Stephen King?
Is the dating scene really that bad?
Now this we've got to see.
Yeah, how much for that pile of bones over there?
And you wonder why your kids are having nightmares.
"Don't worry, children. Just keep looking to the right."
Better here than in the Governor's mansion. And we're just kidding. We have no idea who that guy is.
Uh-oh... someone call the zombie patrol!
You don't have to be so blatant about it.
The graves are for the kids who didn't make it all the way down the slide.
Seriously, isn't it all the same thing?
"These ribs taste different."
The scariest mailbox in the world.
You can say that again.
You always want to choose a cemetery where they can actually spell cemetery.
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