Published On: May 10 2011 02:23:00 PM EDTUpdated On: May 10 2011 03:53:18 PM EDT
Here they are, folks. The offspring of rocker Bob Geldof. Fiti-Trixibelle, Little Pixie and Peaches Honeblossom. And no, we are NOT making that up.
"Brothers and Sisters" actress Rachel Griffiths thought it'd be funny to name her son Banjo. Unfortunately, Banjo had no say in the name.
How does a fringe actress like Shannyn Sossamon remain in the spotlight? By naming her son Audio Science.
Jason Lee is known for the quirky roles that he takes, but inflicting that on his son, Pilot Inspektor? No that's just cruel.
Rocker Travis Barker and sometimes-actress ex-wife, Shanna Moakler, named their daughter Alabama... presumably after the state where Travis got most of his tattoos.
Alicia Silverstone welcomed her first son on May 5, and promptly labaled him with the name Bear Blu... because life isn't tough on kids as it is.
People used to take Gwyneth Paltrow seriously... that was until she and husband Chris Martin named their daughter Apple. Things haven't been the same since.
Actor Rob morrow is such a prankster... he named his daughter Tu.Get it? Tu Morrow? Oy!
Director Robert Rodriguez showed off his creative side behind the camera by naming his sons Rocket, Racer, Rebel and Rogue. Oh... and his daughter's name is Rhiannon.
Blanket Jackson. The kid doesn't need any more abuse.
A lot of people thought the Spice Girls were just Madonna-wannabes. So it wasn't a big surprise when Ginger Spice, AKA Geri Halliwell, named her daughter Bluebell Madonna.
"Musicians" Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz chose the atlas and not a baby name book when selecting the name Bronx for their son.
David and Victoria Beckham also chose one of the NYC boroughs when naming their son Brooklyn. Thank goodness they stopped before they got to Staten Island.
Tennis legend and social activist Arthur Ashe kind of double-faulted when he and his wife named their daughter Camera.
Not sure why Casey Kasem and his wife were "reaching for the stars" when they chose to name their daughter, Liberty.
Supermodel Claudia Schiffer showed she looks better than she names babies when she gave her son the name Caspar. You think he wishes he could disappear?
Singer Toni Braxton must have been dreaming of a comfortable pair of Levi's when she named her son Denim. Good thing she didn't dream of itchy shirts.
Alicia Keys and her husband Swizz Beatz (trying hard not to laugh), had a fun time naming their son Egypt. Apparently, Paraguay was already taken.
Sometimes model, sometimes actress Milla Jovovich wants motherhood to go on forever and ever... that's why she must have named her daughter, Ever Gabo.
During his first marriage, Forest Whitaker named his son Ocean. Not to be confused with his other sons Stream, Brook and River. (Just kidding.)
Barbara's Hershey's son Free loved his name so much that he changed it to Tom when he got older.
Sting is a great songwriter. But a great baby-namer? Eh. Just ask his daughter Fuchsia.
Casey affleck and his wife named their son Indiana. Don't know why, but it's better than Connnecticut or Arkansas.
Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger picked Ireland as the name for his daughter. We're figuring that's where she wants to be whenever her divorced parents start to fight.
"Lost" star Josh Holloway named his first daughter Java and probably not because she was born in a Starbucks.
Michael Jackson may have been the big moneymaker in the family, but when it came to strange names, Jermaine took the cake when he named his son Jermajesty.
John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin may no longer be together, but they leave behind their legacy with their son's name... Speck Wildhorse.
When you're Nicolas Cage's son, there are worse things to worry about than being named Kl-El... after the father of Superman.
David Duchovny and Tea Leoni just got lazy when they named their son, Kyd.
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon just had their twins and quickly embarrassed the son by naming him Moroccan.
Bono may be the lead singer of the world's biggest band... but that doesn't give him the right to name his daughter, Memphis Eve.
And Bono's partner, The Edge, got in in the fun by naming his daughter, Blue Angel.
Magician/Comedian Penn Gillete better hope he can make his daughter's name, Moxie CrimeFighter, disappear once she realizes what it is.
"Punky Brewster," Soleil Moon Frye had such a strange name growing up that her daughter Poet seems kind of normal.
Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver received inspiration from his pantry when naming his daughters Poppy Honey and Daisy Boo.
Singers Erykah Badu got creative when namig her daughter Puma.
But Badu really went crazy when naming her son (with Andre 3000 of Outkast), Seven Sirius.
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban celebrated their favorite day of the week by naming their daughter Sunday.
Ving Rhames didn't make his choice of names so obvious; naming his daughter Reignbeau. Say it out loud, you'll get it.
The Godfather of Bizarre Names was Frank Zappa, who named his kids Dweezil, Ahmet, Moon Unit and Diva Muffin.
And finally, Robby Benson (remember him?), calls his son Zephyr. OK, so maybe it's not funny... but it sounds funny. <b>More Slideshows: <A HREF="http://www.justnews.com/slideshows" TARGET="_NEW" >Click here</A></b>