A 67-year-old Central Florida man was arrested on suspicion of being intoxicated and entering a woman's home.
Ronald Christopher Reich, of Vero Beach, was arrested Wednesday on charges of trespassing in an occupied dwelling and disorderly intoxication.
According to the Indian River Sheriff's Office, the woman woke up from an afternoon nap, heard a noise in her living room and found Reich sitting in her recliner.
The woman said Reich appeared to be high or drunk, according to deputies.
The woman asked Reich what he was doing, and he said, "What's it to you?" according to the Sheriff's Office.
Reich then removed his shirt and said, "It's about time you got here. What are you going to do for me? I've waited long enough," according to the Sheriff's Office.
Reich laughed when the woman told him she was going to call the police, officials said.
According to deputies, Reich reeked of alcohol and had defecated and urinated in his pants. He said he had consumed two or three drinks, according to deputies.
Reich, who lives in the same neighborhood, was arrested and taken to the Indian River County Jail.